Top 5 conversations why I love having a boy

I know that every child throws some doozies out there in the question/statement/conversation category, but here are a few of my favorites (in no paricular order) from my sweet boy.

1. "Mommy, dese underwear hap skip marks in dem."

2. "When will Jesus get his penis? When will Samanta get her penis?"

3. "Whoa, don't get upset."

4. "I like when my poop has colors."

5. "I gotta problem." Me: What is it? Noah: "Samanta"